So I'm getting people thinking I'm a nutbar b/c I don't spend Christmas with Peter. I'm not nuts, I'm thinking outside the little bitty box that these chicks are shoved in. Like it's right there in your wedding vows "do you promise to love, honour and glue yourself to the hip of your husband?" Hello, I'm not saying that running around trying to do everything isn't noble (crazy but noble), I'm just saying some people don't feel obligated. Of course, by admitting this I have admitted to a sin worse than torturing little monkeys. I am a dangerous woman, I dare to spend time away from my man. Oooo, nex tthing you know I'll want to put on shoes. Or change the meaning of "marriage".
Ok, that's another thing that pisses me off. Since when does giving gay people the right to marry make straight marriages any less special? Like it was only special because it was kept from 10% of the population? And those idiots who complain their kids are exposed to homosexual families in school. Hello, it's not like the teachers are teaching the kids how to butt-f*ck, they are simply reading stories about kids with two moms or two dads. Like the stories they read about Muslim families and Hanukkah. Hello!!! Like every kid who hears about Spot running is going to get up and sprint across the room? I think it's good because it teaches tolerence. It doens't say "this is good, this is bad" it says "some kids have two mommies, let'd not make fun of them." If you don't like it, homeschool your kids. then maybe they will never dare to think outside the little box that you live in (lots of people in boxes these days. Must be the holiday season).
Lets see, what else is new. Nothing really good new. Peter's mom has STILL not finished finding the addresses for the invites. You don't know how annoyed I am by that. I give her one ONE (1) job and she can't do it.......that's ok, no big deal, I'm not going to let it bug me...NOT! I'm calling his aunts today myself (Peter's annoyed too...he's anal like me...).
Hmmm, oh, kids! I hate all these kids commiting crimes. There's a story in the Star about stupid kids torturing and killing a 16 year old who, get this, laughed at one of them b/c he was so drunk he puked.....yep. Apparently puking is no laughing matter. Have they not watched South Park. Puking is right up there with farting as GOLD!!
Ok, gotta go. Merry Christmas, holy shit. (10 points for the movie reference.)
I'm sure more stuff will piss me off. And I'll be here reporting it.
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